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"We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves." Johnny Vegas

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"My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in." Johnny Vegas

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"There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out." Johnny Vegas

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"I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia." Johnny Vegas

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"You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear." Johnny Vegas

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"I get all kinds of ages, it really does range from silly drunk old men to silly drunk young lads. And the same goes for the females." Johnny Vegas

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"If I see somebody visually challenged, I won't purposefully focus in on them unless they call me names, and then I'll call them back." Johnny Vegas

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"Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out." Johnny Vegas

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"Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!" Johnny Vegas

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"It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether." Johnny Vegas

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"The fun is being able to have a show that you can do but then always being able to look out for that opportunity to do something different." Johnny Vegas

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"My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with." Johnny Vegas

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"I want to be buried with Monkey. The thought of anybody else working with him would be too much." Johnny Vegas

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"I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one." Johnny Vegas

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"For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason." Johnny Vegas

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"I use very few muscles at the best of times." Johnny Vegas

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"If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it." Johnny Vegas

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"We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases." Johnny Vegas

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"I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show." Johnny Vegas

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"I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough." Johnny Vegas

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"With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle." Johnny Vegas

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