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Dr. Seuss

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. " Dr. Seuss

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"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else for us to find." Author Unknown

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Groucho Marx

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." Groucho Marx

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Rita Rudner

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times." Rita Rudner

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"Heaven without love : what a hell. " Charles de Leusse

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Laurence Peter

"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week." Laurence Peter

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Josh Billings

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." Josh Billings

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"Love when you are ready for it not when you are alone." Author Unknown

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"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker." Author Unknown

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Jack Handey

"Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)" Jack Handey

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"kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand "

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"At the risk of sounding hopelessly romantic, love is the key element. I really love to play with different musicians who come from different cultural backgrounds." John McLaughlin

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"A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity." V. P. Skipper

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"Love is certainly all its cracked up to be"

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"Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior." Amy Vanderbilt

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"Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30 - Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30 - Catherine II of Russia" Catherine II

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"Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents." Author Unknown

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Jay Leno

"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!" Jay Leno

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"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." Thomas Dewar

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Jack Handey

"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions? - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)" Jack Handey

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"At the smallest tingling of passion, every man is suddenly a poet." Author Unknown

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